Player's (MLK and Guadalupe)

The Players burger I had was a bacon cheeseburger all the way without tomatoes, a good deal for the price but the burger itself was quite droll. The patty was covered with these odd holes that would turn off the hungriest of fat men and it was relatively tasteless. The onions were far too many and very overpowering, a sloppy conjunction of vegetables and condiments but the price was unbeatable and hard to come by for a burger combo meal. The scenery was that of a bachelor pad for a twenty year old bro, dungeon esque with sports games on the television sets. A perfect greasy spoon atmosphere. The french fries were exquisite, perfectly toasted on the outside and soft in the middle. The fries were fat and had character; really the obvious highlight of the meal.
I will give PLAYERS a not so stellar 5 french fries out of 10
Reviewed by Reid Watson
Alex Holder gives 6.5 french fries out of 10
Alex Geiser gives 5 french fries out of 10